When life gives you lemons...
"He doesn’t dine on southern cuisine."
Thank you VH1 for giving us gals (another) show to be addicted to. Helloooooo Single Ladies! If you haven’t checked it out, please do so. You’ll love it!
Quick synopsis of last nights episode: Val aka the beautiful Stacey Dash begins dating a handsome guy that can cook up a storm. Everything’s going well, BUT “he doesn’t dine on southern cuisine.” Ladies, he doesn’t go down on a girl! You got to give to receive! And that right there was a deal breaker for Val.
So it got me thinking… what’s my deal breaker? I don’t mean to be shallow, but if something turns me off, it turns me off.
-Short (I’m already short so there’s no way I can date someone else that’s short… not a good look)
-Ugly teeth (I love a nice smile and if you’re grill is hurt, there is no way I can get passed it… fuck, that’s all I’ll be looking at all day)
-Not funny (As you all know, I laugh at every and any little thing.. if you can’t make me laugh, something is wrong with you)
-No hustle/No motivation (Aint nothing more ugly than someone with no drive, no direction, no inspiration)
-Insecure (A man with insecurities will do you no good in a relationship. Paranoia does not work well in my book.)
-Ugly shoes (If I’m not looking at your teeth, I’m looking at your shoes. Men, please come dressed right because there’s no girl out there that wants a man that cannot dress. You will get clowned.)

What’s your deal breaker?
June 14, 2011

"He doesn’t dine on southern cuisine."


Thank you VH1 for giving us gals (another) show to be addicted to. Helloooooo Single Ladies! If you haven’t checked it out, please do so. You’ll love it!

Quick synopsis of last nights episode: Val aka the beautiful Stacey Dash begins dating a handsome guy that can cook up a storm. Everything’s going well, BUT “he doesn’t dine on southern cuisine.” Ladies, he doesn’t go down on a girl! You got to give to receive! And that right there was a deal breaker for Val.

So it got me thinking… what’s my deal breaker? I don’t mean to be shallow, but if something turns me off, it turns me off.

-Short (I’m already short so there’s no way I can date someone else that’s short… not a good look)

-Ugly teeth (I love a nice smile and if you’re grill is hurt, there is no way I can get passed it… fuck, that’s all I’ll be looking at all day)

-Not funny (As you all know, I laugh at every and any little thing.. if you can’t make me laugh, something is wrong with you)

-No hustle/No motivation (Aint nothing more ugly than someone with no drive, no direction, no inspiration)

-Insecure (A man with insecurities will do you no good in a relationship. Paranoia does not work well in my book.)

-Ugly shoes (If I’m not looking at your teeth, I’m looking at your shoes. Men, please come dressed right because there’s no girl out there that wants a man that cannot dress. You will get clowned.)


What’s your deal breaker?

June 14, 2011


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